The Great Perhaps

The Great Perhaps follows me to school.
It grabs the seam of my jeans, it sticks onto them like a parasite and won't let go. It hits me at random times, injuring my head and invading my thoughts. The Great Perhaps attacks at any given moment, threatening me with its salt-watered weapons. It discretely sneaks up on me, launching a violent battle against my weak defenses. Its leaves me weak and helpless, vulnerable for hours. The Great Perhaps rules my life.